Have you ever wanted to know what your favourite movie characters are up to these days? Well, it’s lucky for you that a few of them have popped into our office and dropped off their business cards! (Note: Your favourite movie characters did not actually pop into our office and drop off their business cards, but for the sake of this post…)
Do you wanna build a snowman? Well, actually Elsa has put her icy powers to practical use and can build you pretty much anything! Just give her a call from this handy business card (we cannot be held liable if you find yourself with a frozen heart, however).
Mr. L. Tramp
Fun, lovable and more than a little bit cheeky, and that’s just his business card! Charlie Chaplin’s ‘The Tramp’ character warmed the hearts of many in the early twentieth century with his mischievous grin and disastrous adventures. You may not trust the little tramp to do your odd jobs, but with a business card like this you’d have a hard time saying no – even if his trousers are a bit too big for him!
Miss T. Bell
A little sprinkle of fairydust helped to create this teeny tiny business card! Hire Miss T.Bell and all of your wishes will come true… (Maybe).
Mr. O.W. Kenobi
Worry not; Obi Wan Kenobi is here to take care of all of your jedi master needs. Are you having a pesky droid invasion? That’s one of his specialities! Or you could just take his business card and call him if anything comes up. This is the business card you’re looking for!
Mr. H. Potter
Mr H. Potter may solemnly swear to you that he is up to no good, but it has not stopped him from becoming the Managing Director of Wizards Inc! What they do we are not 100% sure, but we bet his office is a bit nicer than the cupboard under the stairs!
Mr. R. Dolph
Why use a boring delivery van when you can get your parcels delivered from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer! No-one will be laughing or calling you names with this quick and speedy delivery service coming to town!
Take car. Go to Mum’s. Kill Phil. Grab Liz. Go to the Winchester. Have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over. Or you could just take Shaun’s business card and give him a call if you need any assistance with the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
Edward S. Hands
What better way to make use of your creator dying before he had chance to finish off your hands than to become a hairdresser/gardener/ice-sculptor. He’s certainly putting those horrific deformities to use these days and with his business card, you will be able to get a terrific hair cut whenever you like! (Just don’t ask for a massage…)
Do you have a sensitive issue with your neighbour that requires the services of a professional ‘cleaner’? Or are your plants just in need of some love and attention? Well…just give Mr. Leon (second name mysteriously unknown) a call and he will cater to your needs – he promises to be discrete, just make sure you have plenty of milk in the fridge.